Lake Huron, PA (July 22, 2014) – Under
pressure from various human rights groups and organizations, Camp Huron Lake
has decided to finally change the name of its beloved yet politically incorrect
Midget Rec to “The Little Person Center for Cinema and Losing Maccabean Games
Banners” (LPCCLMGB).
In a press release from Camp Director
Marty Feldstein: “The Midget Rec has been a part of the Huron Lake family for
many years. My son watched the Little
Mermaid on VHS for the first time in that 30x10 room and a few summers after that, touched
his first female breast while his best friend’s foot was only inches away from
his face. His artwork is also
immortalized here when he had a hand in creating of one of the crappiest Mac
banners ever as a Provost for the Forces of Gilbert Gottfried in 1998. Although the final chapter to the Midget Rec is
complete, I look forward to years of rainy day Club Snatch and decades old movies.”
Group Leader Jake Kapferberg: “There’s
no way I’m asking for an evening activity at The Little Person Center for
Cinema and Losing Maccabean Games Banners.
Oh well, I guess I’ll bring the boys to Hebe Hall.”
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