Monday, August 11, 2014

Color War Crazed-Camper Chanting “I Wanna Break Out” Gets Wish on Forehead and Chin Areas



Lake Huron, PA (August 9, 2014) – In a cruel twist of irony, fourteen-year old Senior Girl camper Jenna Solomon got exactly what she wished for as her forehead and chin broke were covered in acne moments after chanting “We Want a Break Out!”   As the acne spread across her face, Solomon quickly regretted her overly enthusiastic chanting.  Luckily for Solomon, Color War did break out only hours later.  She is a member of the Red Disney Pixar Dreamworks Animation team so she’ll be able to mask much of the break out with red face paint over the next five plus days.  “Let’s just hope my shipment of Proactiv+ gets here in the next few days,” an anxiety-ridden Solomon commented.

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