Boys | Girls | |||||
Item | QTY | Comments | Item | QTY | Comments | |
CLOTHING | CLOTHING | |||||
Socks | 12 | Only Nike Elite, LeBron, or KD socks may be worn during any basketball activity | Socks | 20 | Minimum 8 Living Royal pairs | |
Underwear | 9 | No white underwear allowed, camp not responsible for streaks | Underwear | 30 | 4 pairs per day. Wake up, after lunch, after shower, before bed | |
Bras | 1 | For 14 year olds to practice with | Bras | 10 | Need extra for under-boob sweat on hot days | |
Shirts | 30 | 1 for sports activities, 29 for casual wear | Shirts | 30 | Minimum 10 Sugar Lips tanks | |
Shorts | 20 | Must reach knee. No thigh allowed to be shown | Shorts | 30 | Maximum length: 1 inch below vagina | |
Jeans | 0 | Really? Your kid wears sweat pants to school every day. He's going to wear jeans in camp? | Jeans | 10 | Need extra in case of dramatic 7-week weight loss and, in rare occurances, slight weight gain | |
Sweatpants | 5 | See Jeans | Sweatpants | 15 | See jeans | |
Sweatshirts | 2 | UnderArmor, Nike Elite or Camp logo only | Sweatshirts | 1 | 12 Bunkmates x 1 sweatshirt each = 12 sweatshirts to share | |
Pajamas | 0 | Wear evening activity outfit to bed | Pajamas | 15 | Need for all bunk temperatures from 60 to 75 degrees | |
Bathrobe | 0 | If you wear a bathrobe how will you bare-ass your buddy's bed before you get into the shower? | Bathrobe | 2 | 1 Egyptian cotton, 1 silk | |
Dress Outfit | 0 | Who do you have to look good for? | Dress Outfit | 5 | Have to look good for the boys | |
Sneakers | 8 | Basketball, Tennis, Hardcourt Gaga, Tetherball, get togethers with female campers, old pair to wear to bowling so you can steal the bowling shoes | Sneakers | 8 | Two for sports, six for matching purposes | |
Rain Boots | 0 | See Slides/Flip Flops | Rain Boots | 1 | Hunter Boots only | |
Slides | 4 | Pre-game, post-game, breakfast-wear, old pair for rainy days | Slides/Flip Flops | 2 | Need to be able to show off pedicure from day before camp started | |
Shower Shoes | 0 | The shower floor is full of soap and shampoo so it's clean | Shower Shoes | 2 | Too much of Jenna Stein's kinky jewfro on shower floor | |
Hooded Raincoat | 1 | Charles River only - no others allowed | Hooded Raincoat | 1 | Probably won't leave bunk in the rain but just in case | |
Bathing Suits | 7 | One for each day, hang dry, no need to wash. Pool chlorine kinda like bleach. Full body wet suits provided for lake activities so skin never touches lake water | Bathing Suits | 21 | Can't be seen in same suit more than twice a summer | |
BEDDING AND LINENS | BEDDING AND LINENS | |||||
Pillow | 1 | To be thrown out/burned before it returns home | Pillow | 2 | 1 cotton, 1 silk | |
Bed Sheets | 1 | To be thrown out/burned before it returns home | Bed Sheets | 2 | 1 cotton, 1 silk | |
Top Sheets | 0 | What's a top sheet? | Top Sheets | 2 | 1 cotton, 1 silk | |
Pillowcases | 1 | To be thrown out/burned before it returns home | Pillowcases | 4 | 2 cotton, 2 silk | |
Swim Towels | 0 | See All-Purpose Towels | Swim Towels | 10 | Throw away if falls off outside line and touches ground | |
Bath Towels | 0 | See All-Purpose Towels | Bath Towels | 20 | 10 for body, 10 for hair | |
All-Purpose towels | 1 | Use, dry, repeat | All-Purpose towels | 10 | Need extras just in case | |
Bathroom towels | 0 | Use shirt or dry hand inconspicuously by jumping on friend's bed and wiping on blanket | Bathroom towels | 4 | Have Color War/Olympic colors and only allow bunkmates on same team to use | |
Washcloths | 0 | See shampoo | Washcloths | 10 | Throw away if it touches the shower floor | |
Blanket | 1 | To be brought straight to dry cleaner immediately after picking kid up from bus | Blanket | 1 | To be brought straight to dry cleaner immediately after picking kid up from bus | |
TOILETRIES | TOILETRIES | |||||
Toothbrush | 1 | No parents, no brushing. Brush day before Visiting Day | Toothbrush | 8 | 1 Per week plus an extra | |
Toothpaste | 0 | Borrow Goldberg's | Toothpaste | 2 | ||
Hairbrush | 0 | Use hand | Hairbrush | 3 | 1 each for humid, rainy and sunny days | |
Comb | 0 | Use hand | Comb | 3 | See Hairbrush | |
Soap Bars | 0 | See Shampoo | Soap Bars | 8 | Face, body, foot soaps needed | |
Soap Case | 0 | See Shampoo | Soap Case | 8 | Every bar of soap needs its own case, no? | |
Shampoo | 1 | Use 3 in 1 so Shampoo/Conditioner/Soap drips from head to body to clean self | Shampoo | 8 | 1 Per week plus an extra | |
Carry Basket | 0 | See Shampoo | Carry Basket | 2 | ||
Tissues | 0 | Borrow Goldberg's | Tissues | 4 | Extra boxes needed for pre-pubescent girls who need to stuff bra | |
Sunscreen | 0 | Not a chance he'll put it on | Sunscreen | 4 | Don't want to look like mother who grew up in the 70's-80's | |
Nail Clipper | 0 | Go to Camp Mother. Get lice check too. Enjoy head massage with small wooden stick | Nail Clipper | 1 | Plus extra nail grooming accessories for rainy bunk days | |
Refillable Water Bottle | 0 | Can't drink camp water. Buy Aquafina for $2 a bottle in vending machine | Refillable Water Bottle | 0 | Can't drink camp water. Buy Aquafina for $2 a bottle in vending machine | |
OTHER | OTHER | |||||
Cleats | 5 | Baseball, soccer, lacrosse, flag football, Gaga | Cleats | 1 | ||
Laundry Bag | 0 | Use bunkmate's bag. Claim it as own. | Laundry Bag | 2 | 1 for Candy, 1 for others | |
Flashlight with Extra Batteries | 1 | Perfect for flashlight fights on bunk ceiling while being yelled at by OD counselor who is anxiously waiting to meet up with his girlfriend | Flashlight with Extra Batteries | 1 | ||
Stationery, stamps, pre-addressed | 2 | One letter before Visiting Day to tell parents what to bring up, one for after to tell them how disappointed you were with what they actually brought | Stationery, stamps, pre-addressed | 70 | Only know how to text friends. Will need to learn how to write letter, address envelope | |
iTouch | 2 | Can't run the risk of losing one with no backup | iTouch | 1 | ||
Books | 5 | Archie Comics only paperback allowed | Books | 5 | ||
Baseball hats/caps | 10 | 9 flat lid for looks, 1 for actually playing baseball | Baseball hats/caps | 1 | For humid days when the flat iron is being used by Jenna Stein | |
Sleeping bag | 1 | for last night of camp. Everyone knows you don't go camping at camp. | Sleeping bag | 1 | for last night of camp. Everyone knows you don't go camping at camp. |
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