Livingston, NJ (March 25) – Area mother, Jennifer Goldstein,
42, just seconds ago purchased Labels from Labeldaddy to stop losing her
children’s clothing and, more importantly, accessories. Apparently not too embarrassed to let all of
her friends and acquaintances on Facebook know that she is constantly losing
her children’s clothing and accessories, Mrs. Weinberg bragged about her $50 purchase
to all her friends who haven’t already blocked her account. She made it abundantly clear through her post
that she, not her children, was the one losing the clothing and accessories.
For years, Goldstein, mother of an 11 year-old boy, Jake,
and a 9 year-old girl, Madysyn, has continually lost her kids’ clothing and
accessories at an alarming rate. Last
year alone, she lost over $17,000 worth of clothing and accessories just within
her home. Under Armor sweatshirts, NFL
Jerseys, Sugar Lips tanks and Flowers by Zoe airbrushed t-shirts and hundreds
of other items (and accessories) have “mysteriously disappeared” since none of
these were ever properly labeled. But now
that she has purchased the “Deluxe Pack” from Labeldaddy all of her troubles
losing her children’s clothing and accessories will soon be a thing of the
past.
“I’ll clean the kids’ clothes and accessories and leave it
in the laundry basket to put away right after I get home from the gym and
lunch. When I get back I sometimes
forget what I did with the clothes and accessories and never find them again.
They’re just gone,” explained a frustrated Goldstein. “I truly believe with these labels on the clothing
and accessories, I’ll be able to locate the clothing and be able to identify
exactly who it belongs to.”
The new labels have arrived just in time for Goldstein as
she normally packs her children’s camp duffel bags in early April. The past few summers she’s used a Sharpie and
iron-on labels for her children’s clothing and accessories but these methods
provided little to deter the loss of said children’s clothing and accessories. Duffel bags full of brand new overly
expensive camp clothing have come back nearly empty in the past. One theory is that Jake, an Inter camper at
Camp Huron Lake, has two other Jake Goldsteins in his bunk who claim his
clothing and accessories as their own while Madysyn shares the same name with
one other bunkmate who spells her name with two middle y’s, “Madyysyn”, which
still confuses much of the foreign camp staff as to which clothing belongs to
whom.
Merrick, Long Island’s Melissa Goldstein, mother to one of the
other Jake Goldsteins, was not too happy about Jennifer’s braggadocious
Facebook positng. “I’ve been sending my
Jake with crap from Target and Walmart and some Kirkland brand clothes every
summer and he comes home with a ton of great new stuff. I’m going to have to find out what color and
logo she got for her son’s labels, and I’ll order the same. I figure a $50 investment in labels is worth
a few grand in clothing and of course, accessories, every summer.”